Friday, February 17, 2006

 

Scott Stapp....what happened?

What happened to Scott Stapp. The guy went from being on top of the world as the frontman of Creed, to being a lonely alcoholic loser. Damn, Scott, you are one pathetic person. I kind of feel bad for the guy, but at the same time, it makes me laugh. Hehehehe, stupid sucker. I did a little research and broke down some key points in his career.

TIMES WERE GOOD

In the late nineties, Creed was the shiznite. Pumping out millions of records. They were one of the most popular rock bands of the time. Myself, I wasn't really a fan, but I can't deny the impact they had on the music world. These guys were "it"

STAPP VS. DURST

Check that out, Scott Stapp totally punked out Fred Durst. Fred Durst was the biggest bad ass of the time, (or at least he thought so). Durst's band Limp Bizkit was late for a show where they opened for Creed, then Durst bad mouths Stapp and creed. Stapp challenges Durst to a boxing match for charity, and Durst totally wimps out.

Things weren't always this happy though. Eventually, Creed broke up. Stapp started a solo career, and the remaining members started the band ALTER BRIDGE. Alter Bridge's first album sold just over 500,000 albums, while Stapp didn't even sell 400,000. Only bad can happen now.

ALBUM FLOPS

“Perhaps the biggest comedown for a one-time sales champ, though, has struck macho singer Scott Stapp. While fronting the creatively appalling -- but commercially unstoppable -- band Creed, Stapp helped move more than 6 million copies of the group's final CD. But his solo debut, "Great Divide," pushed only 341,797 copies before slumping to a barely-there No. 124. A pop truism slapped Stapp down to earth: Lose your band's brand name, and you lose the crowd.”


So because of this Stapp is down in the dumps. His band left and started a new band, and while they didn't do great, they did better than him. At this point Stapp is thinking "I need a drink."

STAPP VS. 311"

Unfortunately, Stapp starts drinking in a hotel bar, which just so happens to be the place where a few members of the band 311 are watching a game and have some drinks. Well, the get into an argument which leads to a physical fight. Who started it? I don't know, both sides have their stories, but I gotta stick with my boys 311, and say Stapp is a douche.

UH OH

Uh oh, Scott is in trouble again. Poor guy. Well, maybe after that little incident he can work on cleaning himself up and working on his image. He used to openly talk about his faith and how he was a Christian. An admirable quality in a celebrity if you ask me. But, yikes, apparently, it was all a lie. Hopefully, NOW, finally, he can sober up, and put it all behind him.

NAIL IN THE COFFIN"

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! Scott Stapp in a sex tape with Kid Rock. While this isn't a recent tape, (it was recording in the late 90's apparently) it is just now surfacing. This guy just can't get a break.

Stupid stupid Scott Stapp. The whole point of this post is just to say...

SCOTT STAPP SUCKS. IT IS PROVEN. I can't just say, "You suck Scott Stapp, I hate you!" and not have any justification.

Right on,
UberBrian




Comments:
Wow, that's the first I heard about hte sex tape....hillarious! Man, the icing on the cake, getting busted for public intox after his wedding.....man, if I only had a nickel everytime that happened.

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