Tuesday, May 30, 2006


MySpace All-Stars

During the day, I tend to spend some time on Myspace chatting with friends and wasting time. As anyone who uses Myspace knows, they put up random people for you to see. There are some very interesting people there. Here are some people I have found.

Bonafide tha prototype of Ballin I can only strive to be as cool.

Alex the Stampede You can ALMOST read his profile.

oooooohhhh yeah, thats what I'm talkin about

Lord of the Beach This is the perfect example of WTF?

Blackavellie I think there is a picture of the guy somewhere on the page.

Rudo I want to party with this guy.

Weilder of the Oblivion I still don't understand how people can get into this crap...publicly.

Star Wars Kid? I just linked directly to his picture page.

Not much needs to be said from me... I will let you make up your own punchlines.
I think that will do for now. As I come across more interesting people, I will let them be known.

Saturday, May 27, 2006


To: The lady at Lic's

So a few of us went to see the new X-men movie last night (which was great), and afterwards, decided to treat ourselves to some ice cream at Lic's. While we were in there, a lady came in. Let me just describe what this lady looked like...From top to bottom. Her age was probably around 45ish. Now, think about those trees you see in Africa with the thin trunks, and wide canopies...now imagine, if that were a hairstyle, that was what her hair looked like. For the face, picture a possum with a lot of make up on. Add some gawdy jewelry, and a bright flower blouse tucked into pleated shorts pulled up to her boobs. Then, these scrawny veiny legs with zero definition coming down to some large sandals. Got that? Goooood.

So, this lady walks up with a large plastic cup and asks to see a manager. Keep in mind that it is a Friday night at about 10:00. Well, of course there was no manager there, just the two 16 year old employees. This lady is complaining because she couldn't get a refill for 35 cents. Instead she has to pay full price of $1.40. Since she can't gets what she wants, she just orders a suger cone with 2 scoops of ice cream. But then the clincher. She asks the kid what time they open, and then responds with, "Well, I will be waiting here for you, because you won't get away with this."

.......WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR PROBLEM??? People like this are the reason the world is going to shit. Do these people have nothing better to do on a Friday night than go around and bitch and complain because they have to pay a few more cents for soda? I thought about walking up to her and giving her a dollar and saying "Here, take my dollar that I was going to use on the bridge to get home, and shut your damn mouth!"

As much as this lady deserves a big ol' dick slap across the face, I have to thank her for bringing my Uber attitude back the surface.

Friday, May 26, 2006


What's been going on???

It has been 20 days since this site has been updated. If you all are still checking it regularly, wow, you must be dedicated or REAALLY bored. Probably the latter. Well, this post is more or less to keep things flowing, and talk about what's been going on in general. Myself, as well as the other UberHaters have been pretty busy.

For me, at work, we have been wrapping up the busy spring sale season. As for out of work, I have been pretty busy working on things at my aparment, and doing family stuff. UberBrenton wrapped up his first year of school down in Nashville, and has been spending a lot of time working on recording music. Look forward to hearing news about a special secret project of his. (Sorry Brenton if I am making up hype). Also, we have been working on our OEAJ cd. Stay tuned for updates on that. UberRed is also moving into a new apartment today. He recently bought himself a new toy. I won't tell you what it is, but I will say that it has a very sexy body, and is oozing with excess horsepower. UberJonny continues to slip through town undetected, and UberBrad continues to never post or check the site.

So, as I mentioned earlier, I finally got my own place. I moved to Crossville, or as I like to refer to it, Mayberry on Meth. It's pretty good, except I have absolutely no cell phone signal. I am sure eventually, I will have a mental breakdown and express it in the form of a hateful post on here. My internet is not hooked up yet, but I will tell you about that in a bit.

A recent scare took place for me. I had been living in my apartment with a sever gas leak. Little did I know that the levels of natural gas, and carbon monoxide were "off the chart" according to the guy with the gas sniffer thing. I had smelled hints of gas before, but nothing that really sent up a red flag. After about two days of smelling it when I came in, we notified the proper people. I spent the next two nights on my parents living room floor where the cat kept attacking my face. Before all of this it did seem like I was having headaches in the afternoon, and had a hard time waking up in the morning. I did a lot of sleeping too on weekends. Man, am I one dumb son of a bitch. UberRed stayed on my couch one night, which was basically right next to the leak. He told me he had a bad headache all of the next day. Sorry Red, I didn't know at the time that I was putting you face to face with possible death.

As far as the whole internet thing...yikes. Those people are retarded. First of all, they are charging me an arm and a leg for DSL. Second, they charging me a testicle for installation. (which was the worste thing I have ever seen) Third, I have to supply my own hardward, WHICH apparantly, I bought the ONE router on the market that doesn't work the computers I have. I've spent the last two night on the phone...in the other room (because I get no cell phone signal, remember). So I have been writing down codes, and numbers, and running back and forth from my computers, to the phone....and failing miserably. So NOW, one of my dad's friends, who is a computer savvy guy, but is also a cop, is now in my apartment, messing around on my computers. Even though, I may or may not have supplied this guy with some software before, there is just something that makes me nervous about a cop cruising at will through all of my internet files. There is nothing illegal there, but everyone knows that high speed internet equals the occasional peak at the naked girly sites. It's just one of those unspoken understandings of how the world works. So now this guy is taking my PC home with him to reconfigure it and all that jazz.

Also, it has been a very long time since the Bad Movies site has had any additions to it. Well, I made a purchase the other day that was to good to pass up. I have told a few insiders about it, but I don't want to come right out and say which movie it is. You might be able to figure it out though. Let's just say that...I have an extensive collection of bad movies, however, it wouldn't be complete without the critically acclaimed, worste movie of all time. Stay tuned for that. Also, Also, on the same level, I have recently watched two movies. They aren't really worthy of having complete write-ups about them, but lets just say that Transporter and Transporter 2, are extremely good "bad" movies to watch. Grab some beers and the DVD remote and let the entertainment begin.

Anyways, that is what's been going on. Hopefully, in the near future once everything settles back into place, this site will get going again. I will end this post with a question that might get your minding turning. If it weren't for his song "Wicked Game" would anyone care about Chris Isaak?

Right On,
(don't feel like posting a tag today)

PS Awesome....this stupid site is messing up and wont post this message...Also, a hot lady just walked into the office, and I think she caught me looking at her boobs. eh well. I guess she won't "go out" with me now. dang.

Saturday, May 06, 2006


OEAJ Update:

The OEAJ classic "Talkin' Great Squirrel Massacre Blues" has just received an award for track of the week starting May 8. Follow the link to the left.

Friday, May 05, 2006


The Little Things (That bother me). Vol. 4

Garlic is a spice that makes most dishes better. However, I hate how the smell sticks with you for days.

Big sinks with little facets so when you wash your hands, your hands are rubbing against the back of the sink while all that free space is wasted.

When you get into your car in the morning and the music is blaring from when you got out the night before.

When you pass a cop on the road and the person in front of you slams on the brakes, like the cop is going to pull them over for going 37 in a 35. Only you don't expect the idiot in front to brake check for no reason, which causes you do have to brake even harder. So when the cop looks in his mirror he notices YOU almost rear ending someone.

High school kids who just walk out into traffic without looking just because they are in a "crosswalk". Damn kids and their rap music.

Tony Danza....still.

People on the internet that still have no grasp of spam and link ads that take you to places so the site owner makes money off of traffic. These people insist on making this garbage myspace bulletins.

When you walk outside in the spring, and step through a door, or by a tree, you get a cob web right in the face.

When your car starts making a noise, and you can't figure out where it's coming from.

When you get a rock stuck in the treads of your car tire, and you're driving around with the windows down and you can hear the rock hit the pavement in a rhythm of the wheels rotation.

When you get a text message from a number your not familiar with, but it says something like "Still coming?" and you wonder if it just a wrong number, or if you had plans that night and you just forgot.

When you go to like, a chinese or mexican restaraunt, and you can't understand what they are trying to say. So you just look them like "uuuh....yes" and then they look at you like "uuuhh...what?" and then they bring you an ash tray and yell at you for wanting more than 2 refills.

When your watching TV and a commercial comes on that you have seen many times. Only this time, some of the dialogue has changed, and you never know why.

When your trying to find a station on a radio using an analog dial. Finally, you find a good signal but as soon as you move, you lose the signal.

When you're in the shower and you knock stuff off shelves...like a razor. So now you have soap in your eyes, and can't move because you might step on a razor.

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