Saturday, May 27, 2006

 

To: The lady at Lic's

So a few of us went to see the new X-men movie last night (which was great), and afterwards, decided to treat ourselves to some ice cream at Lic's. While we were in there, a lady came in. Let me just describe what this lady looked like...From top to bottom. Her age was probably around 45ish. Now, think about those trees you see in Africa with the thin trunks, and wide canopies...now imagine, if that were a hairstyle, that was what her hair looked like. For the face, picture a possum with a lot of make up on. Add some gawdy jewelry, and a bright flower blouse tucked into pleated shorts pulled up to her boobs. Then, these scrawny veiny legs with zero definition coming down to some large sandals. Got that? Goooood.

So, this lady walks up with a large plastic cup and asks to see a manager. Keep in mind that it is a Friday night at about 10:00. Well, of course there was no manager there, just the two 16 year old employees. This lady is complaining because she couldn't get a refill for 35 cents. Instead she has to pay full price of $1.40. Since she can't gets what she wants, she just orders a suger cone with 2 scoops of ice cream. But then the clincher. She asks the kid what time they open, and then responds with, "Well, I will be waiting here for you, because you won't get away with this."

.......WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR PROBLEM??? People like this are the reason the world is going to shit. Do these people have nothing better to do on a Friday night than go around and bitch and complain because they have to pay a few more cents for soda? I thought about walking up to her and giving her a dollar and saying "Here, take my dollar that I was going to use on the bridge to get home, and shut your damn mouth!"

As much as this lady deserves a big ol' dick slap across the face, I have to thank her for bringing my Uber attitude back the surface.


Comments:
I hate people.
 
Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Website Counter
bun and thigh max