Thursday, October 19, 2006

 

S*** List Update


1. Michael Moore - For being a fat obnoxious bastard.
2. Kanye West - For being an arrogant jerk that thinks he is Jesus.
3. Pamela Anderson - For sueing KFC
4. Tom Cruise - For sueing over his portrayal in a South Park episode.
5. Bode Miller - For totally bombing at the Olympics and not even caring.
6. Isaac Hayes - For quiting South Park because they made fun of Scientology.
7. Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner - This thing just plain doesn't work.

My mom had a coupon to get one for cheap so she bought one and gave it to me. I was like "alright, thats one thing I don't have to clean." Well, it totally didn't work. There was still hard water stains and soap scum. Plus I had this huge bulky objecet in my shower. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT.

Right On,
UberBrian

 

I hate my toenails

Most people say they hate their feet, or they hate their toes because they are ugly or something. Well, I hate my toenails. Not because how they look or anything like that. They look fine. Good color, shape, and so one. I hate them because they are there, and I have to take care of them. If there is one thing I can't stand it is a long toenail. They stick to socks when I'm putting them on, they scratch my legs and feet when I sleep....I don't need that crap. I hate them so much, I pretty much trim them back to non existance. Except for the big toes. But, if it were up to me (and my wallet) I would just have them all removed.

Right On,
UberBrian

Sunday, October 15, 2006

 

Worste TV Show EVER

So, one of the weekly staples I have is to watch Adult Swim on Sunday nights. It has a great lineup with such shows as Metalocalypse, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken Squidbillies, and Tom Goes to the Mayor just to name a few. But, lumped in with these funny shows is a show called 12 oz. Mouse. It is the most retarded pointless show ever. I am watching it right now, and I am physically becoming enraged at this show. Here, let me tell you what the show is about, and you can picture it perfectly.

It keeps going back and forth between two scenes. A shark trying to start a car that won't turn over, and a pink square wearing glasses, looking at harmonicas. That is it. That has been the entire show. FOR FIFTEEN F***ING MINUTES. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE SHOW!!!!!

For all the good shows I have seen tonight, this one show has managed to piss me off to a level that is not normal.

If you are interested in seeing for yourself just how bad this show is follow the link below, then scroll down the list of shows until you see 12 oz. Mouse.

http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.jsp

Right OFF,
UberBrian

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

 

Graarrble..mmuumpphrammmehehmm

I've awakened from my summer hibernation. It's been a pretty good summer even though I didn't do a damn thing. No concerts, no Cardinals games, didn't even go boating. Dang....what the hell did I do all summer. Oh well.

Anyway, I'm packing my stuff right now into the Uber Mobile and heading into the world of idiots and seasonal douchebags. I'll try to wake up my fellow haters on the way.

Stay Tuned

Right on,
UberBrian

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